Mark Malkoff has been shacked up in IKEA now all week. We thought we'd take a look at his video diary to see how he's getting on alongside the meatballs, plants and plastic boxes.

Our favourite video so far is of his first night in the shop, where he does all the things that secretly you'd like to do if no one was watching in IKEA. Check out our photo gallery of the top things to do in the store if you ever find yourself in the same situation.



The footage of Mark closing the store the next day is also hilarious:



We wish him the best of luck for his remaining nights. And, being nearly the weekend, we'll be planning our own trip to the sacred place of Swedish flat pack worship.

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